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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!
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Q: What gets bigger the more you take away? A: A hole! |
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken !!
What gets wet the more you dry?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done !!
What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
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Question: What has 4 wheels and flies? Ans: garbage truck!
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How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Because you need a ladder to get in !!
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.
Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide
bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.
Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side !!!!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
| (Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? (A) Because they have big fingers
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How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!
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doctor, doctor I keep on lying. That's not true! |